Sunday, May 17, 2026

Bathroom singer

FML: Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out of the bathroom, I noticed a bunch of things missing from my rooms, and a note on my desk, saying, "Shut the fuck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief.

Response: Next time, try singing national anthem while taking shower. You might catch the thief red handed.

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