Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Tidy Boyfriend

May 12, 2026 0 Comments
FML: Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with my nail brush.

Response: You should be thankful he was not scrubbing his ass with it.
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Sunday, January 4, 2026

First Date Gone Wrong

January 04, 2026 0 Comments
FML: Today, I went on my first date and laughed so hard at a joke that I snorted. I tried to play it cool, laughed harder, snorted again, and then knocked over my drink. The waiter brought napkins and said, “Happens all the time.” To me, yes, it does.

Response: Well. The waiter surely ruined your first date. Next time, try such a place for your date. where you have never been to.
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Thursday, January 1, 2026

Like-minded

January 01, 2026 0 Comments
FML: Today, I found out that my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me.

Response: May be he found a like-minded person.
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