FML Response: Relationships

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Sunday, September 6, 2026

What's in the name?

Sunny Singh September 06, 2026 0 Comments

FML: Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped off the bitch, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan.

Response: Atleast now you know the name of the girl with whom he is cheating on you.

Goldfinger

Sunny Singh September 06, 2026 0 Comments

FML: Today, I found out that my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops.

Response: Atleast he is providing you gold everytime without complaining about expenses.

Sunday, May 17, 2026

Curious Boyfriend

Sunny Singh May 17, 2026 0 Comments

FML: Today, I told my boyfriend that the dentist said my blood pressure was high. He was way more interested in the fact that the dentist took my blood pressure than my blood pressure being high.

Response: He should be happy that the dentist didn’t check your heartbeat.

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Tidy Boyfriend

Sunny Singh May 12, 2026 0 Comments

FML: Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with my nail brush.

Response: You should be thankful he was not scrubbing his ass with it.

Sunday, January 4, 2026

First Date Gone Wrong

Sunny Singh January 04, 2026 0 Comments

FML: Today, I went on my first date and laughed so hard at a joke that I snorted. I tried to play it cool, laughed harder, snorted again, and then knocked over my drink. The waiter brought napkins and said, “Happens all the time.” To me, yes, it does.

Response: Well. The waiter surely ruined your first date. Next time, try such a place for your date. where you have never been to.

Thursday, January 1, 2026

Like-minded

Sunny Singh January 01, 2026 0 Comments

FML: Today, I found out that my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me.

Response: May be he found a like-minded person.

Sunday, December 7, 2025

Coming and going temporarily

Sunny Singh December 07, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, after my relationship ended for some weird reason, my partner finally moved out and we were broken up, now, just as I started talking to others and feeling OK with being alone, she revealed that the break was temporary and that she has to move back in temporarily.

Response: You need to give her a hard slap in the face temporarily.

Saturday, December 6, 2025

Whose G-string is it

Sunny Singh December 06, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it.

Response: Tell your boyfriend that he has left his condom at your house.

Sister or Friend or Enemy

Sunny Singh December 06, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, I found out that I was cheated by my boyfriend with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her.

Response: It's time to argue with her now.

Saturday, July 5, 2025

Puzzle Solving Hero or Zero

Sunny Singh July 05, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, I went to a puzzle escape room on a date and I was hoping I would be the puzzle-solving hero, so I marched ahead, straight into a low-hanging laser sensor that triggered the alarms and locked every door. We had to be rescued by staff. My date hasn't talked to me yet.

Response: Great! Now a lot of guys might be knowing you, thereby making you popular.

Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Movie Night Didn't Go As Planned

Sunny Singh July 01, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, I went on my first date with a guy who insisted that we watch a film at his place. I agreed, despite feeling cautious of a potential trap. Halfway through the film, he fell asleep and started snoring. When he woke up, he blamed me for “keeping him up all night.” I was hardly there for an hour with him.

Response: May be you kept him awake all night because he was thinking about you.

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Friend or Lover

Sunny Singh June 24, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, on a vacation with my best friend whom I’m secretly in love with, I was dressed to the nines, and felt confident and upbeat about myself. Not once has he made a move on me the entire time, not even in the common hotel room that we shared. At the end of the trip he told me I’m "such a great friend."

Response: That's a "NO". Read the signals dear.

Panicked Stalker

Sunny Singh June 24, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, I accidentally liked a photo from 2010 while stalking my ex’s Facebook profile. Not only did she see it, but I also followed their entire family’s pages in a panicked attempt to cover up, which obviously didn’t work.

Response: You need to get a life off the social media. Try stalking someone in real life.

Sunday, June 22, 2025

Consistent Relationship

Sunny Singh June 22, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, as I was filling out my divorce papers, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's just 17.

Response: That’s probably because your son doesn't have a wife yet.

Sunday, June 15, 2025

First date

Sunny Singh June 15, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, I tried to playfully flick a fry at my first date. It missed, hit a waiter in the face, and he dropped an entire tray of drinks onto an elderly couple. My date laughed, then excused himself to the bathroom and never came back.

Response: You should have checked on him in the bathroom. He must have died of laughing.

Sunday, February 23, 2025

Tax benefits

Sunny Singh February 23, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, my long-term boyfriend still does not want to get married and files our taxes jointly, but rather wants to claim me as a “dependent” so he gets a bigger refund.

Response: Give him the biggest refund ever by dumping him.

Monday, February 17, 2025

Girlfriend or money

Sunny Singh February 17, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, the woman for whom I gave up my $100,000 day job, and two luxurious vehicles for her accessories, now says she doesn’t want to get married to me because I have to work a low salaried job.

Response: Buy her with your money but only for time pass.

Saturday, February 15, 2025

Happy relationship anniversary

Sunny Singh February 15, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, I celebrated my 4-year anniversary with my girlfriend. Forget about sex and kiss, all I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas.

Response: May be she wanted you to use that minion as a sex toy with your girlfriend, instead of just cuddling it.

Wednesday, February 5, 2025

Who's the bitch

Sunny Singh February 05, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Soon, I got a text message saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few minutes baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name is not Megan. Not even close.

Response: Megan is the bitch your husband was refering to. Be positive.

Tuesday, February 4, 2025

Lonely or lucky

Sunny Singh February 04, 2025 0 Comments

FML: Today, I just found out that my sister will be bringing her boyfriend along with her to spend the Christmas festival with my family. The two of them, along with my brother and his wife, make me the only single one in the family this year. Looks like I'll be spending the Christmas Day with my dog.

Response: Advice from a married person, "Trust me, you are the luckiest person alive. And dogs are the most loyal creature on earth."

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