Sunday, September 6, 2026

What's in the name?

September 06, 2026 0 Comments
FML: Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped off the bitch, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan.

Response: Atleast now you know the name of the girl with whom he is cheating on you.
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Goldfinger

September 06, 2026 0 Comments
FML: Today, I found out that my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops.

Response: Atleast he is providing you gold everytime without complaining about expenses.
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Saturday, September 5, 2026

Strictly For Men

September 05, 2026 0 Comments
FML: Today, I used a men's hair removal cream to be smooth for my partner, as a surprise, only to realize that it made her think I was cheating on her.

Response: I agree, some people are happy staying in hairy mess.
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Criminal Society

September 05, 2026 0 Comments
FML: Today, I told my mom on phone that we were thinking of moving and had seen a house we liked. Her response? "Glad you are leaving that crime-ridden area." The house we’re looking at is two doors away.

Response: It's high time you be more social and know your neighbours and society before choosing your home.
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Friday, September 4, 2026

Funny Superstition

September 04, 2026 0 Comments
FML: Today, I woke up at 11:11am, and happily thought that it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview.

Response: Now explain this to the interviewer. May be he gets impressed with your superstition.
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