Sunday, August 17, 2025

Adult in Kids Section

August 17, 2025 0 Comments
FML: Today, I'm 35 years old and I had to buy myself a hat from the kids section.

Response: Thank your god that you didn't have to buy a condom from the kids section.
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Saturday, August 16, 2025

Overly Polite

August 16, 2025 0 Comments
FML: Today, I was browsing the frozen section at the store when I saw movement in my peripheral vision. As I said “Oh sorry, go ahead.”, no one responded. I turned around only to see my own reflection in the freezer door.

Response: Thank god, it was not the frozen chicken moving.
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Friday, August 15, 2025

No Smoking

August 15, 2025 0 Comments
FML: Today, I visited my grandma, to remind her that Bud Light and Marlboro Lights is NOT part and what her doctor meant when he placed her on a "light diet."

Response: Are you planning to put her on cigar diet?
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