Friday, December 26, 2025

Politeness Gone Wrong

FML: Today, while driving, I let someone merge in my traffic lane. They waved, merged, then immediately pulled off the brakes to make a turn, causing me to slam on the brakes and spill coffee all over myself. They waved again, like that fixed everything. I arrived at work sticky, caffeinated, and pissed off.

Response: I would have followed that driver and slammed into his car or better, I would have made him slam his car somewhere else.

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