Response: Thank god they didn't call the fire brigade, otherwise you would have to convince the firemen as well.
FML: Today, I tried to heat some food in my microwave. I forgot to remove the foil it was wrapped in. The microwave went into overdrive in a dramatic display of sparks, which triggered the fire alarm as well, and I had to convince the neighbors at my door not to evacuate their apartments.

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