Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts

Sunday, February 23, 2025

Long time grudge

February 23, 2025 0 Comments
FML: Today, I found out that my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me that it ran away. I can't even be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years.

Response: I am wondering, who ate your dad?
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Monday, February 3, 2025

Yummy treat

February 03, 2025 0 Comments
FML: Today, I was getting late for work, so I skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a quick bite bar in my bag and so I took a bite of it, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there few days ago.

Response: That's okay. Just don't let your dog know that you ate his treat.
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Sunday, January 26, 2025

Flood warning

January 26, 2025 0 Comments
FML: Today, I noticed a spot of water on the floor. I thought my cats had spilled a cup of water and I ignored it. As I came back after a meeting, my entire apartment was flooded with 3 inches of water.

Response: Cool, now all you need is a boat or a swimming suit.
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Saturday, January 25, 2025

Cookie Time

January 25, 2025 0 Comments
FML: Today, I tried to sneak some cookies out of the drawer without my dog noticing. I dropped one, and now he thinks that every time I open the drawer, it’s snack time. He won’t stop barking at it.

Response: That's one hell of an intelligent dog. I wonder what all he can learn if he sneaks into your bedroom at odd times.
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Thursday, January 23, 2025

Good boy doggy

January 23, 2025 0 Comments
FML: Today, I taught my dog to "give me his paw" as a cute trick. Now he won’t stop doing it. No matter whether I am eating, working or sleeping, I’m ambushed by a very proud dog pawing at my leg for treats.

Response: Great! Now utilize your intelligent resource and teach him to work on your laptop, to help you achieve financial freedom.
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